“Her moodiness...” my mother says in a loud whisper to Aunt Arlene. “It's those teenage hormones.”
I glare at the back of her head. She'd be moody too if she were responsible
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AMERICA,
QUEEN OF OSTRICHES...
LET'S PUT OUR HEAD IN THE SAND
AND EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE.
NOW, LET'S REMOVE OUR HEAD FROM THE SAND,
WHAT DO I SEE?
OOPS! NOT THAT! NOT THAT!
THE STATUE OF LIBERTY
LOST HER TORCH,
SHE CARRIES A GUN INSTEAD!
WHERE ARE WE GOING?
WHAT CAN WE DO?
IN A HASTE, SHE WILL
GO BACK TO FRANCE
IF WE CONTINUE...