Knox had been hanging around 8th street since before they put in the ATMs. We didn't know where he lived, but that's where he'd been ever since I'd moved here about ten years ago. He used a cracked ... [+]
How do you know you're at W&M?
You see the squirrels.
A squirrel on a tree, a squirrel on the ground, a squirrel on the bricks.
What do the squirrels do?
One eats a sandwich from the trash can.
Another chases its tail while on a tree
And one more jumps from one building to another.
Why are there so many squirrels here?
"I don't know" says President Rowe.
"They've always been here" says a student.
Clearly, they are the real rule makers of the college.
"Yeah, we have the Board of Visitors. But do they have more authority than the Squirrel Assembly? I don't think so" says future lawyer John.
There are approximately 5,015 squirrels on campus and they are here to stay.
You see the squirrels.
A squirrel on a tree, a squirrel on the ground, a squirrel on the bricks.
What do the squirrels do?
One eats a sandwich from the trash can.
Another chases its tail while on a tree
And one more jumps from one building to another.
Why are there so many squirrels here?
"I don't know" says President Rowe.
"They've always been here" says a student.
Clearly, they are the real rule makers of the college.
"Yeah, we have the Board of Visitors. But do they have more authority than the Squirrel Assembly? I don't think so" says future lawyer John.
There are approximately 5,015 squirrels on campus and they are here to stay.