Last performance review cycle, I got a "barely meets expectations"—something I could've avoided if I slept with my VP, but I liked to believe I had an unshakeable moral ground. I wouldn't be too sad ... [+]

Dad and I live in the final car of the train. He needs to oversee the train's route at all times or else we'll get lost in the space-time continuum. We use the shower onboard and sleep in the rows of ... [+]