The brand-new baby is screaming. In French. In German. No, in French. It's definitely in French. It isn't obvious, at first. It's not like she's screaming for a Weiner schnitzel or demanding a
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I am on a roller coaster which is click clacking up a steep incline. Lily, my eight-year-old granddaughter, is sitting next to me.
"This is boring," she laments, gazing languidly over the side of ou
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