If he's being honest, he wishes he was at home with a Bourbon and a good book. He's never been one for pageantry. But the party is to honor him. The other retiring faculty members too, of course. But ... [+]
Took my time to set things straight
Took my time to find direction
I found the key unlocked the gate
Overcome with great distrust
Thought that I had sealed my fate
As my enemies fade in dust
I let it go I shed the weight
Though I'm small like grains of sand
My soul is brilliant and ornate
The strength in me that I command
I found my peace, its not too late