Working toward sainthood this summer solved some of my problems. For one, my daily-Mass-going mother got off my back about getting a job and moving out permanently. Plus, it gave her something to brag ... [+]
Eat like a pig-
Chew like a cow-
Run like a cheetah-
Roar like a lion-
Squeak like a mouse-
Pounce like a cat-
Snore like a bear-
Flop like a fish-
Fly like an eagle-
Sting like a bee-
Lie, cheat, steal, hurt, destroy, hate, discriminate, pollute, rape, trespass, covet, terrorize, exterminate, corrupt and slaughter your own... Like a human
Humanity is inhumane
Chew like a cow-
Run like a cheetah-
Roar like a lion-
Squeak like a mouse-
Pounce like a cat-
Snore like a bear-
Flop like a fish-
Fly like an eagle-
Sting like a bee-
Lie, cheat, steal, hurt, destroy, hate, discriminate, pollute, rape, trespass, covet, terrorize, exterminate, corrupt and slaughter your own... Like a human
Humanity is inhumane