For over four years I worked at a newspaper in Tooele County, a rural desert county in Utah. I had a coworker once say the county is a collection of almosts—it could be almost a fantastic hiking ... [+]
Chew like a cow-
Run like a cheetah-
Roar like a lion-
Squeak like a mouse-
Pounce like a cat-
Snore like a bear-
Flop like a fish-
Fly like an eagle-
Sting like a bee-
Lie, cheat, steal, hurt, destroy, hate, discriminate, pollute, rape, trespass, covet, terrorize, exterminate, corrupt and slaughter your own... Like a human
Humanity is inhumane