The brand-new baby is screaming. In French.
In German.
No, in French. It's definitely in French.
It isn't obvious, at first. It's not like she's screaming for a Weiner schnitzel or demanding a
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Joel Shoemaker
Joel Shoemaker has been a librarian for a decade and a magician for three! He lives in central Illinois with his husband, his dog, a frog, and some shrimp. He consumes an inordinate amount of cheese. Joel’s picture book, Silas on Sundays, is out now from Wildling Press.
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FOCUS
Short Fiction
Quirky
4 min
Short Fiction
Cost of Living
Joe's knuckles bled, the result of inflation.
Tonya was some sort of greedy little Tinker Bell wannabe. She even had the wings to go along with it. She wore them every single day. The whole idiotic
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