I wake, creaking
the room is cold
the house is silent
the day waits
I tell myself to get up
the
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I wake, creaking
the room is cold
the house is silent
the day waits
I tell myself to get up
the
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Rule Number 1: When asked about your parentage, give suitably vague answers.
It was Jimmy Doogan, a boorish kid with freckles spread like flak across his face, who had been the first to
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Snoot the Pooch was sad one day.
"I wonder why I look this way.
My nose is doggone commonplace.
It's just so boring on my face."
"I'd feel better, I suppose,
if I could have a brand new
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